Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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