Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
