just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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