Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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