4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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