clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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