i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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