So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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