there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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