ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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