can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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