did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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