Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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