You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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