Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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