He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Randomize
