this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I just gargled with NyQuil
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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