dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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