We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
You're like the curious george of whores
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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