The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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