I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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