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(913): View more from Kansas

U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.

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(229): View more from Georgia

my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore

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(812): View more from Indiana

Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.

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(515): View more from Iowa

So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.

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(440): View more from Ohio

he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?

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(760): View more from California

Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.

(432): View more from Texas

You're so wise.

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(515): View more from Iowa

Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.

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