White coat. Heels.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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