she pinky promised me she was 18
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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