ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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