Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
You're so nebulous sometimes
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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