i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
