id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
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