I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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