escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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