this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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