Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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