You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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