i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I wish i was in the wii world.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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