fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Randomize
