therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
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