Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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