your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
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