I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
