If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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