can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Can I color on your dick again?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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