Got a toothbrush?
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
He's a Shit stain on my heart
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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