How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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