I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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