I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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