And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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