Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
