Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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