I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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