Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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