You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize