i just made my gag reflex go away.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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