Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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